I think something that I love about my job is the entertaining interactions with others, especially students. Read what I have dealt with (so far) ... go on, have a giggle...

Year seven drama. I spot a child's jaw wildly swinging from side to side as they chew.

Me: Go on, go spit your gum out.

Year seven: It's not gum.

Me: What is is then?

Year seven: My nails...


Nailed it

Bubble, bubble, this kid should be in trouble

Year seven drama. We were covering Macbeth. I am trying my hardest to keep these kids engaged. 

Me: How might you costume the three witches?

Year seven: They could wear what you're wearing.