I think something that I love about my job is the entertaining interactions with others, especially students. Read what I have dealt with (so far) ... go on, have a giggle...
Year seven drama. I spot a child's jaw wildly swinging from side to side as they chew.
Me: Go on, go spit your gum out.
Year seven: It's not gum.
Me: What is is then?
Year seven: My nails...
Bubble, bubble, this kid should be in trouble
Year seven drama. We were covering Macbeth. I am trying my hardest to keep these kids engaged.
Me: How might you costume the three witches?
Year seven: They could wear what you're wearing.